1. While in Denver, I met my parents’ best friends from their youth, which was pleasant, but awkward:

    1. “How are your parents?”
    2. “Divorced.”
    3. “Oh. Well, is your mother okay?”
    4. “Well, she just had a heart attack, but it was a little one.”
    5. “Oh. Are you working?"
    6. “I just wrote a book making light of war crimes.”
    7. “Oh.”