1. I hate perfume.
    Perfume is too often an ethereal corset trapping everyone in the same unnatural shape
    A lazy and inelegant concession to fashionable ego
    Too often a substitute for true allure and style
    An opaque shell concealing everything – revealing nothing
    A childish masque hiding the timid and unimaginative
    An arrogant slap in the face from across the room
    People who smell like everyone else disgust me
    — Christopher Brosius

    (Source: cbihateperfume.com)